My friend had ward conference the other day. A stake presidency member taught a combined group of high priests and elders. He asked the question "How many of you brethren have said I love you to your wife in the past 24 hours?"
One brother, whom I'll call Jim, was anxious to look good for the president. He raised his hand high and said "President, I say I love you to my wife all the time. I did it just a few hours ago."
The discussion continued and a little later another brother said "Hey, I saw Jim open the car door for his wife the other day."
There was a pause--and my friend asked "Was the car stopped at the time?"
And then there was an explosion of laughter.
Richard Parsons says:
I like that one. Pretty good response.
January 27th, 2010 at 8:01 PM